1 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,176 2 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,427 3 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:58,225 Someone once said that when one door shuts, a window opens. 4 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,352 Big and I had shut our door 5 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:03,647 but our window was open and blowing a great breeze. 6 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,275 7 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,236 8 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,531 -People don't dress up anymore. -Like with waistcoats. 9 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,241 And watch fobs. 10 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:19,079 -I'm gonna bring back the watch fob. -A man with a plan. 11 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,539 Smoke, please. 12 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,584 Now that Big and I weren't playing the dating game, 13 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,876 we were free to just play, 14 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,878 and it had never been better. 15 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:31,967 Aw. 16 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,927 Where is it? 17 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,517 Wow. Impressive. 18 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:44,187 The ladies enjoy sleight of hand. 19 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,356 And the watch fob. 20 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,946 Meanwhile, 35 blocks north, 21 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,449 at Dr. and Mrs. Young's cocktail party, 22 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,868 another set of exes were enjoying the view. 23 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,037 Look at all the shades of green in the hillside. 24 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,663 It's so beautiful. 25 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,041 What's beautiful is your ass in that skirt. 26 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,959 -Trey. -It is. 27 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:09,463 Now that Trey and Charlotte had opened the door of communication, 28 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,089 Trey wanted to get in... 29 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,257 everywhere. 30 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,093 I'd like to do some very dirty things to you right now. 31 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,805 We're at Winky and Bob's cocktail party, and I'm your estranged wife. 32 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,767 Ah. My estranged wife has a damn fine ass. 33 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,771 I think it's really great how up for things you've been lately. 34 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,065 -But we are in public. -Hm. 35 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:31,318 So why don't we get our coats and go back to your place, 36 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,738 because my ass will be damn fine there, too. 37 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,490 Mm. 38 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,619 For a radiologist, he's awfully full of himself. 39 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,204 His wife is even worse. 40 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,623 They were passed over for three Park Avenue co-ops 41 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,041 because of that yippie dog. 42 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,710 That's what you get for over-breeding the Pekingese. 43 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:52,089 Certain behavior will keep you from getting into a co-op. 44 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:56,134 And certain behavior is almost assured to get you kicked out of one. 45 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,886 The entire surgical staff 46 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,430 of Lennox Hill Hospital is in the next room. 47 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,474 They'll understand, this is an emergency. 48 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,893 At least close the door. 49 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,192 While Charlotte walked through her door, 50 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,112 I reached mine and kept it firmly closed. 51 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,322 Okay then, Houdini. 52 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,119 -I'll walk you up. -I think I got it from here. 53 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,914 Then I'll watch from down here in case you trip. 54 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,709 What's with the... 55 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,627 There will be no... 56 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,796 Ha-ha-ha. 57 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,673 Okay, you're the boss. 58 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,342 But I'm always available for the... 59 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,059 Nighty-night. 60 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,107 Nighty-night. 61 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,444 Have you guys ever done it in a restaurant bathroom? 62 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,945 -Lotus. -Sparks. 63 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,321 Somewhere over Chicago. 64 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,240 She said restaurant bathroom. 65 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,075 There were warm nuts involved. 66 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,077 -Classy. -How about a coatroom? 67 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,455 -Lotus. -My last birthday party. 68 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,248 I'm out. Syrup? 69 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,752 Are these theoretical questions, or are you getting busy, missy? 70 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,044 Trey and I, 71 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,256 coatroom, Friday. Bistro bathroom last night. 72 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,676 -But I thought he couldn't-- -Apparently he can, all over Manhattan. 73 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,179 This is a very happy development. 74 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:26,391 -No, we're not even together anymore. -Doesn't sound that way to me. 75 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,686 We're supposed to be getting to know each other again, not-- 76 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,688 Fucking against a hand dryer? 77 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,024 -Ha, ha. - It is so confusing. 78 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,359 Are we dating or are we back together? 79 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,695 Is he my boyfriend or my lover? 80 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,989 Or my ex-husband... 81 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,784 whom I have sex with occasionally in coatrooms? 82 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,536 -And bathrooms. -I'm going with D, all of the above. 83 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:50,957 -Who cares what you are? Just enjoy it. -No, I need to know where we're going. 84 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,252 We'd like to know, too, since you'll be having sex there. 85 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,504 Why define it? 86 00:04:55,670 --> 00:05:00,217 He's my husband, we were defined by law. Now it's all blurry, it's so hard. 87 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,928 -Thank your lucky stars. -Oh, enough about me. 88 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,554 What did you do this weekend? 89 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,140 -Monkey Bar. -Fun! 90 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,142 -With whom? -Big. 91 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,606 The bar, not the bathroom. 92 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,653 So you and Big are really friends or something? 93 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,113 -Yeah. -Friends or something. 94 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:25,575 -Easy, prosecutor. -Shouldn't you define your relationship? 95 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,662 -Charlotte didn't have to. -Charlotte married the guy. 96 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,413 We're undefinable. 97 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,500 -She's sleeping with him. -I am not sleeping with him. 98 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,751 We're just... 99 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,546 hanging out. 100 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,756 It's fun, in fact... 101 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:40,882 now that the pressure's off, 102 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,510 we're finally enjoying each other. It's good. 103 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,136 It's a slippery slope. 104 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,180 Without boundaries, you won't know what'll happen. 105 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,057 We might actually... 106 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,267 Have fun. 107 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,269 Have fun, just don't have amnesia. 108 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,395 Exactly. 109 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,357 Can we lighten up on the boundary talk? 110 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,276 I'm fine. 111 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,820 Jeez. 112 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,738 113 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,826 Are you thinking about sleeping with him? 114 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,328 -No. -You hesitated. 115 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,290 I was swallowing. 116 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,296 The Eskimo have hundreds of words for "snow." 117 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:22,924 And we've invented three times that many words for "relationship." 118 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:27,053 But the more words we invent, the harder it becomes to define things. 119 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,848 In a world where you can date without sex, 120 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,308 screw without dating 121 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,352 and in the end keep most of your sex partners as friends... 122 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,313 long after the screwing is over, 123 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,982 what really defines a relationship? 124 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:42,527 That night, Miranda let her boundaries down with Doug, 125 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,404 a cartoonist for The New Yorker. 126 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,865 They had been dating for about a month. 127 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,660 Miranda didn't know what they were, but she knew it felt good. 128 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,789 It was a morning of firsts. 129 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,876 It was the first time Doug had spent the night, 130 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:04,049 and the first time a man had peed in front of her. 131 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,767 That night, we went to Charlotte's gallery 132 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,436 for the opening of an exhibit by Maria Diega Reyes, 133 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,771 the Brazilian artist. 134 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,606 He just whipped it out. 135 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,484 I'm brushing. I look over, he's peeing. 136 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,611 You can probably say he's your boyfriend. 137 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,279 Only a boyfriend would do that. 138 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,075 I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never okay to do that. 139 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,578 Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business. 140 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,331 Ho-ho-ho. This is perfect. 141 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:40,460 Ms. Boundaries has found Mr. No Boundaries. 142 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,465 Do you like it? 143 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,092 I do. 144 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,386 It's the artist's favorite. 145 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,097 -You know her? -Ooh. I am her. 146 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,140 I'm sorry, I should have... 147 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,267 -Samantha. -Maria. 148 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,061 I have a bone to pick with you. 149 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,854 I came ready to buy, and look... 150 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,107 all these red dots, there's nothing left. 151 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,609 That's never bad news for the artist. 152 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,028 But I have many more in my loft. 153 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,864 If you ever want to come down, take a look... 154 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,242 I will, and soon, before those get sold out 155 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,077 from underneath me, as well. 156 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,038 -It's a deal. -Now... 157 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,499 a non-art-related question. 158 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,168 Where are all the hot guys? 159 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,837 Maria. 160 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,881 -Hi. -Hi. 161 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,426 It is stunning, all of it. 162 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,219 I'm so proud of you, chica. 163 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,055 164 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,390 Enjoy! 165 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,685 -It's my ex. -Ah. 166 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,355 Oh, and about the hot guys. 167 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,733 No hot guys. 168 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,652 That's good for you, but what's in it for me? 169 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,947 170 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,285 The next night, my ex introduced me 171 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,204 to a tiny jazz club in the East Village. 172 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,715 Aren't these cats amazing? 173 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,675 "Cats"? 174 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,803 Loosen up, baby, we're below 14th Street. 175 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,263 Okay, baby. 176 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:19,142 There I was, inches away from my ex-boyfriend... 177 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,311 friend, whatever, 178 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,772 lusting after a bass player. 179 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,444 -You want another drink? -Huh? 180 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,155 -Do you want another drink? -Yeah. 181 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,953 Thank you very much. We're gonna take a short break. 182 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,164 When we come back, if you're nice, 183 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,291 we'll play another set or two. 184 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,096 Apparently, everyone in the universe 185 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,224 wanted me to define my relationship with Big. 186 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,646 -What do you think? -I like it, baby. 187 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,109 Didn't think I had that groovy jazz club in me, did you? 188 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,318 No. 189 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,946 Hey, man, you were really great. 190 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,240 Not great, I'm just trying to keep up. 191 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,867 -You were great. -You know jazz? 192 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,911 No. 193 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:21,913 Can I buy you a drink? 194 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,456 No, I own the place. 195 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,792 It's the only way they'll let me play. I can't keep a beat. 196 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,169 At least I can drink for free. Ray King. 197 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,214 Hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw. 198 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,466 Jazz neophyte. 199 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,926 200 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,679 -Sorry, this is-- -You're running low. 201 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,264 Joey, Glenlivet. 202 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,807 Coming right up. 203 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,810 -So you own this place? -I do. 204 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,353 I own this, one uptown. 205 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,313 Hell of a lot of mortgages. 206 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,316 Cointreau on ice, white wine... 207 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,528 Well... 208 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,156 Jeez, I gotta go. 209 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,659 -Heading uptown? -I am. You need a ride? 210 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,744 -That'd be great. -I'll call my car. 211 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,830 This time? Cabs are lined up outside. 212 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,498 So then we'll take a cab. 213 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,709 Okay, we'll take a cab. 214 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,838 Okay. 215 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,343 You sure your bass is gonna be okay? 216 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,721 Yeah, sleeps at the club all the time. 217 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,182 Sometimes it even hooks up with the snare drum. 218 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,641 219 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,310 Cabs are bullshit. 220 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,814 Listen, can I get your number? 221 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,274 Yeah. 222 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,904 Sure, let me just... 223 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,534 I'm a writer with no pen. 224 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,331 -Thank you. -No problem. 225 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,464 -6-7-3-9. -I know. 226 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,721 [Carrie] This is me. 227 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,098 Thank you. 228 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,022 Nice to meet you. 229 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,233 Nice to meet you. 230 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,444 Bye. 231 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,241 Hey. Hey! 232 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,159 What are you doing? 233 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:24,953 What do you mean? 234 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,872 You know what I mean. Now he's gonna think we're together. 235 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,624 What, you like the porkpie hat? 236 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,125 That's not the point. 237 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,919 I'll tell you, he had some breath on him. 238 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,755 -His breath was fine. -Are you kidding? 239 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,175 It was like he had a bad burger with B.B. King in '75. 240 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,718 All right. 241 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,597 We gotta figure out what we're doing here. 242 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,267 -What are we doing? -What are we? 243 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,185 We're friends, how's that? 244 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,895 What kind of friends? 245 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,356 Friends who listen to jazz, 246 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,941 friends who eat pizza. 247 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,442 Friends who... 248 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,028 There will be no... 249 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:03,157 Oh. Carrie likes her jazz man. Jazz. 250 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,576 All right. That's it, I'm going upstairs. 251 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,246 -Suit yourself. -I have to go to sleep. 252 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,789 Nighty-night. 253 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,963 254 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,050 255 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,136 But I couldn't sleep. 256 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:26,306 My bizarre ménage-à-taxi was haunting me. 257 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,725 258 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,022 Hello? 259 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,274 260 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,576 You know, when I hear that song, I think of you. 261 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,120 I don't even know you, how fucked up is that? 262 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,830 That's good. 263 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,166 264 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,376 Oh. Can you hang on a second? 265 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,544 Yeah. 266 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,379 Okay. 267 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,882 -Hello? - What are you doing? 268 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,383 I can't talk right now. 269 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,052 You're on the other line? 270 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,512 -I am. -Porkpie? 271 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,097 Look, I gotta go. 272 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,308 -Tell him he needs mints. -I'm hanging up. 273 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,144 Carrie likes a jazz musician. 274 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,646 275 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,565 Sorry. 276 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,984 No problem. 277 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:24,405 Listen, uh, I'd like to take you out on Saturday night. 278 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,742 I promise you won't have to listen to me play. 279 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,036 Okay, I'd like that. 280 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,788 Great. 281 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,915 Oh, um... 282 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,042 Don't bring the angry guy. 283 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,461 He's not so bad. 284 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,589 -See you. -Okay. 285 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,635 286 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,137 -What do you want? -What do you see in that guy? 287 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,515 He knows when to say goodbye. 288 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,477 The next morning, Miranda decided I might have been right. 289 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,729 Maybe she was Ms. Boundaries. 290 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,190 If she wanted a decent relationship, 291 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,943 she couldn't throw the boy out with the toilet water. 292 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,904 She would have to let down her boundaries. 293 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,366 And there was no better time than the present. 294 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,294 -Oh, hey. -Oh! Hi, you scared me. 295 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,299 You got any bagels? 296 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,427 -Top of the fridge. -Cool. 297 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,148 - What about filters? -Above the coffee maker! 298 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,777 While Miranda tried to do her business, 299 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,447 Samantha helped Maria with hers. 300 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,575 - Am I doing this right? - Don't think, just do it. 301 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,662 You know, painting is like eating, like sex. 302 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,998 I can do that. 303 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,793 You know, I came to buy art, not make it. 304 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,295 Oh, no, no, no. 305 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,505 This is a Brazilian thing. 306 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,425 Everyone that crosses my door has to help. 307 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,011 But you have a choice, really. 308 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,222 You can make a painting or you can do my laundry. 309 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,101 Not gonna happen. 310 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,897 You're buying one of my paintings, right? 311 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,149 You're buying my next manicure. 312 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,819 Oh, I'm sorry. 313 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,213 Do we... 314 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,050 Do we need to talk about this? 315 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,969 Do we? 316 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,100 I've done the girl thing, 317 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,478 once, twice, 318 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,356 usually involving a guy and a couple of Quaaludes. 319 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,775 It was nice, really. 320 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,985 And really nice for the guy. But... 321 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,864 I'm not a relationship person. 322 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,911 And you're really something. 323 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,871 Could we be friends? 324 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,207 It depends. 325 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,752 In my language, "friends" 326 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,215 translates to a person with a warm heart... 327 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,678 that buys a lot of my art. 328 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,264 Wow. 329 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,975 What's Portuguese for "working it"? 330 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,935 Working it. 331 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,728 332 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,818 The next day, I found the perfect color on me. 333 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,987 And something else on Charlotte. 334 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,031 Excuse me, but... 335 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,909 is that a hickey? 336 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,704 - Let me see. -Oh, my God, I don't... 337 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,581 That's so retro. 338 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,499 Trey and I made out in the movies. 339 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,501 No, that is retro. 340 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,712 That's not all we did. 341 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,757 Right in the middle of the movie, I gave him a blow job. 342 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,925 In the theatre. 343 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,803 -Crouching Charlotte, Hidden Hummer. -You guys were right. 344 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:19,348 Once I stopped defining everything, I realized how great we have it. 345 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,850 Congratulations, sweetie. 346 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,686 It sounds like you got a nice, healthy relationship. 347 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,400 [Carrie] Charlotte realized if Samantha defined her relationship as healthy, 348 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,903 she had one sick relationship on her hands. 349 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,868 The next day, as Trey looked for action, 350 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,120 Charlotte went looking for answers. 351 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,706 Please, not here. 352 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,667 -Should we go to a movie? -No! 353 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,794 We're five blocks from your place. 354 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,213 We'll just wait and we'll get in our old bed 355 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,883 and we'll really make love like man and wife. 356 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,718 I don't want to wait. 357 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,013 Why can't we wait? 358 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,849 It's five stupid blocks. What is wrong with us? 359 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,602 Are you so scared that if we go back to a bed, 360 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,103 you'll have the same problems again? 361 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,357 Please. Let's not discuss this in front of the driver. 362 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,569 Oh. You just wanted to have sex in front of him. 363 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,363 364 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,448 And just like that 365 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,451 Charlotte slammed the door on her and Trey. 366 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,621 367 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,040 -Hello. - It's me. 368 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,919 So if we were to, say, 369 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,630 make love in my bed, 370 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,633 could we still do it in a taxi? 371 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,010 We'll see. 372 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,429 Alrighty then, call you tomorrow. 373 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,391 Evidently, when Charlotte closed the taxi door, 374 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,851 she opened a whole new window. 375 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,314 The next morning, Miranda got up early to pee in peace 376 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,982 and make Doug coffee. 377 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,442 Smells great. 378 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,986 It's the cinnamon I add to the-- 379 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,321 380 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,995 Hi. 381 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,374 Apparently, when Miranda left the door open for peeing, 382 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,751 she opened the door for everything else. 383 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:21,053 Sometimes I like to add a pinch of nutmeg to my coffee, 384 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,513 it takes a lot of the-- 385 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,434 Maybe it was narrow-minded. But for Miranda, an open-door dump, 386 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,019 was definitely worth dumping someone over. 387 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,526 That's the thing about New York, everyone's always going. 388 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,279 Tonight, it was to the opening of Tao. 389 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,240 Ray's and my first date. 390 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,786 Everyone was there... 391 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,747 everyone. 392 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,377 So what? 393 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,756 This is the only restaurant in New York opening tonight? 394 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,009 The Burger King on Ninth Avenue had a line around the block. 395 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,469 You remember... 396 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,928 Yeah. Hey, man. 397 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,014 How are you? 398 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,640 This is Sha. 399 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,225 Sha? 400 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,269 The "y" is silent. 401 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,271 Oh. 402 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,484 Thank God you're finally here. I got the last table, let's go. 403 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,651 Okay. 404 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,911 There we were, me, my ex, 405 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,871 the jazz guy, the model, 406 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,415 the lesbian, and her friend Samantha. 407 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,000 Sha? 408 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,420 She's a supermodel. 409 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,923 Super for you. 410 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,009 -Think we'll ever get our Mee Krob? -I love Mee Krob. 411 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,594 It's their specialty here. 412 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,888 Is there any more wine in there? 413 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,101 Thanks. 414 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,689 I'll be back. 415 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,319 416 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,487 Stop. 417 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,619 Hey. 418 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,210 Look at me, I grabbed some Mee Krob. 419 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,424 Mm. 420 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,593 Mee-Krob-a-licious. 421 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,762 How'd you get this? 422 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,515 Turns out the chef worked at one of my clubs. 423 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,809 You know all the right people. 424 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,228 I got the in on the noodles. 425 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,941 If it's okay with you, I'm gonna camp out here for a while. 426 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,526 It's okay by me. 427 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,194 That table is bad. 428 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,821 Yeah, man. 429 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,907 Good thing we weren't fucking hungry. 430 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,952 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 431 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,664 Turn right at the Buddha, honey. 432 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:59,378 Just to, you know, get things straight, 433 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,798 you and Carrie are just friends now, right? 434 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,551 You're available? 435 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,470 Yes, ma'am. 436 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,849 So if you're just friends, 437 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,810 what exactly do you think you're doing? 438 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:19,607 Because that girl might come off like she's all strong and over it, 439 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,485 but she's fragile and she's my best friend. 440 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,864 So I suggest you back off. 441 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,325 Can't we all just get along? 442 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:32,870 Excuse me. 443 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,637 Hey. Hey, hey. 444 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:53,015 -You okay? -I'm fine, I'm sorry. 445 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,517 That guy's not good for her. 446 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,520 Look, I'm gonna go. 447 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,689 Don't go. 448 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,358 We can get another table. 449 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,109 I lied. 450 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,364 I can't just be your friend. 451 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,325 What I saw back there... 452 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,870 You... 453 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,705 You were magnificent. 454 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,626 And how do you say that, um... 455 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,337 Oh. You kick ass. 456 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,048 And I see where this is going 457 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,843 and you don't do relationships. 458 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,681 It would be very bad for me. 459 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,600 So we can't even be friends? 460 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,268 I'm gonna go in here 461 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,355 and you go back there. 462 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,357 And... 463 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,026 you're really something. 464 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,282 Right then and there, 465 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,285 Samantha decided to let down her boundaries 466 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:59,832 and opened herself up to the possibility of a relationship 467 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,835 with a woman. 468 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,807 And in a different bathroom... 469 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,934 Oh-- 470 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:22,855 -Oh. Jeez, I'm sorry. -It's okay. Come in. 471 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:31,113 -Want some? -No, all set, thanks. 472 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,197 Okay. 473 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,117 You can go, it's okay. 474 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,745 Oh. I don't really have to go. 475 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,330 Thank God. 476 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,506 -He talks about you. -Oh? 477 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,926 Did, um... 478 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,637 Did you two used to date or something? 479 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,391 Something like that. 480 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,273 Okay, I'm gonna... 481 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,025 My date's waiting for me. 482 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,234 Okay. 483 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,198 Sorry. 484 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,744 I couldn't avoid it. 485 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:22,498 Everywhere I went, I was confronted by my Big relationship. 486 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,126 I just left Silent Y in the bathroom 487 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,629 and P.S., apparently the '80s are back. 488 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,381 Listen, we're gonna go. 489 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,927 Okay, Ray and I were gonna go first. 490 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,930 491 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,768 -See you later. -Okay. 492 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,024 You know what I love about this city? 493 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,568 Everything can sound like a jazz riff. 494 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,612 Like, uh... 495 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,782 that garbage truck is... 496 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,369 497 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,500 498 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,336 Really? 499 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:13,257 Because I get more of a... 500 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:17,219 Like a... 501 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,888 502 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,434 I don't know. 503 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:27,729 -You really don't know jazz, do you? -Hey! 504 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:31,441 I just scatted on my first date, man, give me some credit. 505 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,904 Somewhere between the Mee Krob and the model, I was dating again. 506 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,156 It was nice. 507 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,740 This is me. 508 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,161 You know what you are? 509 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:43,871 You're, um... 510 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,416 511 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,088 Well... 512 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,885 Do-do-do, right back at you. 513 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:08,228 With every second of our kiss it was becoming clearer. 514 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,314 I really liked this guy. 515 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,484 So maybe that's it. 516 00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,820 What ultimately defines a relationship, 517 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,822 is another relationship. 518 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,458